This document proposes the creation of Noun Assistant, a collection of Nounish skills for virtual assistants, starting with an Alexa skill that provides a daily flash briefing with relevant news and updated information from Nouns DAO. The MVP is estimated to be delivered in approximately five weeks and will be an open-source project written in TypeScript with automated test coverage, deployed to Amazon Lambda and available in the Amazon App Store for one-click install. The purpose of the project is to nounify artificial intelligence before it takes over the world.